Triker44's Blog (16)

AN ABSOLUTE MUST READ FOR EVERY AMERICAN!

The Terrorism Threat AN ABSOLUTE MUST READ FOR EVERY AMERICAN! Juval Aviv was the Israeli Agent upon whom the movie ' Munich ' was based. He was Golda Meir's bodyguard -- she appointed him to track down and bring to justice the Palestinian terrorists who took the Israeli athletes hostage and killed them during the Munich Olympic Games. In a lecture in New York City a few weeks ago, he shared information that EVERY American needs to know -- but that our government has not yet shared wit… Continue

Added by triker44 on October 22, 2009 at 2:20pm — No Comments

America Today.

I have not included the identity of the author for obvious reasons, but for those who know me, I submit this Communication as a notice of what is to come. We lived in California during the winters of 2007 and 2008. We became addicted to Fox News and watched O'Reilly and Hannity and Colmes every night.. When we got back home, we upgraded our cable to get Fox. I watched the Presidential campaign very closely. Initially because I thought the Democrats would nominate Hillary Clinton and then in a… Continue

Added by triker44 on September 28, 2009 at 1:43am — No Comments

Code Broken

After a President has been in office for 6 months it is customary for the last President to send a note of congratulations to the new one. So yesterday when the note came from Bush to Obama, the President was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it said was: 370H-SSV-0773H This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers how former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged. So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to decipher… Continue

Added by triker44 on September 19, 2009 at 1:16am — 3 Comments

Important Meeting In Oklahoma City.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 12 September 2009 Jacob Roecker 912Candidates.org 165 NE Coyote Drive Fletcher, OK 73541 jacob@912candidates.org 580-695-4769 CANDIDATES’ CONVENTION PREPARTION 912Candidates.org announces convention location FLETCHER, Okla. — 912Candidates.org has chosen Oklahoma City to host the first 9/12 Candidates Convention in late February 2010. Since March 23, 912Candidates.org has been operating as a Kitchen Table Organization (KTO) of volunteers scattered across… Continue

Added by triker44 on September 18, 2009 at 3:55am — No Comments

My Fellow Americans!

MY FELLOW AMERICANS AS I PASS THIS ON TO MANY IN MY ADDRESS BOOK I AM AWARE OF THE FACT THAT SOME DAY I MAY NOT HAVE THE FREEDOM TO DO SO. VERY SCARY THOUGHT. I have noted that many elected officials, both Democrats and Republicans, called upon America to unite behind Obama. Well, I want to make it clear to all who will listen that I AM NOT uniting behind Obama! I will respect the Office which he holds, and I will acknowledge his abilities as an orator and wordsmith and pray for him, BUT t… Continue

Added by triker44 on September 14, 2009 at 3:20pm — No Comments

A Play On Phonetics!

Abomination: noun 1. Extreme hostility and dislike: abhorrence, antipathy, aversion, detestation, hate, hatred, horror, loathing, repellence, repellency, repugnance, repugnancy, repulsion, revulsion. See love/hatred. 2. An object of extreme dislike: abhorrence, anathema, aversion, bête noire, bugbear, detestation, execration, hate. Informal horror. See love/hatred. Obamanation: noun SAME MEANING! Continue

Added by triker44 on September 5, 2009 at 4:30pm — No Comments

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no." Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.… Continue

Added by triker44 on December 21, 2008 at 11:46am — 4 Comments

The differences between Men and Women!

1. NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. 2. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, even thoug h it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get t… Continue

Added by triker44 on December 21, 2008 at 11:30am — 2 Comments

Old Folks Stories! LOL

Old People Stories One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense. "Your Honor," she began coolly, "I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly." _______________________________________________… Continue

Added by triker44 on December 21, 2008 at 11:26am — 3 Comments

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking . As children, we would ride in cars with no… Continue

Added by triker44 on December 21, 2008 at 11:13am — 2 Comments

Sex Quotables!

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The… Continue

Added by triker44 on December 21, 2008 at 11:11am — 2 Comments

DUSTY UNDERWEAR

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ?? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'." Continue

Added by triker44 on December 21, 2008 at 10:52am — 2 Comments

What's YOUR Visual DNA?

This website will give you a psych profile based on your selections... there is no trick, surprise or gimmick, so be open and honest with yourself. This is really neat...try it ! When you click on the link, a series of about 15 pictures will come up. Click on a photo in that category that appeals to you. Again 15 pictures will come up, click the one for you and move on. Just continue to keep picking. &nb sp; At the end it will give you a profile of yourself.... It's called a visual DNA.… Continue

Added by triker44 on December 15, 2008 at 7:09am — 2 Comments

Wild Sex Sandals! LOL

A married couple walked in to a Jamaican sandal shop. The proprietor said to them, 'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?' The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' So, the husband, after some badgering… Continue

Added by triker44 on December 14, 2008 at 10:32am — 4 Comments

Clean ADULT Humor. (NOT Porn)

With my pithy comments bracketed in >>>>>>>>. Mike Proof That The World Is Nuts In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror… Continue

Added by triker44 on December 14, 2008 at 9:33am — 2 Comments