ok - laugh for the day, week, month - delima of the grandma and the mouse
Once upon a time there was this grandma that lived in Wis. Rapids with her loving dog, Bailey (bet you don't know who that is huh lol) Well, anyway about a week ago, she opened her kitchen drawer where her larger cooking utensils are and her little stash of hershey chocolate bars lol.
She was so surprised to see shredded paper and her little bars eaten on and she thought oh no something has been eating my little chocolate bars. Well, she soon discovered that her ex even took the mouse traps when they divorced, so she had to wait till the next day to get a trap for this little creature.
So she went to the store and purchased a twin pack because she was angry that some little creature had been eating her little chocolate bars. She set the traps with some of the eaten on chocolate and for 4 days in a row when she check the traps - the chocolate was gone and no mouse in the trap.
Ok this is war now - what a mess this little critter was leaving in her drawer - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
She decided to give this little critter a little smorgasbord for it's last meal - so she spread peanut butter on the trap, added the chocolate and sprinkled it with cheese lolololol. AND sure enough she was awaken the the next morning with a clanking in the drawer - now being the skimish granny that she if of mice just couldn't open the drawer right away. She thought we'll wait till all the noise is done and then it will be safe to open the door. While cooking supper that night, she thought about opening the drawer and taking a peek, but still didn't have enough nerve built up yet - oh it will wait till tomorrow.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL - The next morning, she bravely opens the door to find the little mouse sitting in the drawer staring at her - and still alive - she jumps back, screams and after getting her composure took the broom handle and closed the door. NOW WHAT IS SHE TO DO
After sitting for awhile to let her heart calm down, she thought about it and wonder why the mouse was still in the drawer, why was there so much noise in the drawer the morning before and the only conclusion that she could come to was...............................some part of the mouse must be caught in the trap and now can't get back out of the drawer. Nowwwwwwwwwwwww she started feeling bad - this little critter must be suffering instead of the quick death that she had hoped for - so now what is she going to do.
She made numerous phone calls to friends of hers for their suggestions or at least their husbands and all she got was reset the trap, take him outside and step on him, stab him with a fork - OMG al the horor thing sher heard. BUT the funny part NOT ONE of the brave husbands offered to come and get rid of it for me lololololol. Well, she peeked in the drawer off and on all day and sure enough there were those little eyes staring back at her - and sure it was waiting for the chance to jump out at her if she had opened the drawer wide enough. After much thought, she went down and picked up some d-con now the delima was how to get the d-con in the drawer and not let the mouse out - was she that brave????
LOLOLOLOL - You should have seen her getting up her courage - she opened the box and gave the mouse the ride of his life lolololol - She opened the drawer, threw the d-con and slammed the drawer.
The moral of the story - don't mess with a granny's little chocolate bars lololololololol
And for you animal lovers that thinks this was cruel - where were you when she needed you????? - Sorry, if this offends any of you - but .........................
She was so surprised to see shredded paper and her little bars eaten on and she thought oh no something has been eating my little chocolate bars. Well, she soon discovered that her ex even took the mouse traps when they divorced, so she had to wait till the next day to get a trap for this little creature.
So she went to the store and purchased a twin pack because she was angry that some little creature had been eating her little chocolate bars. She set the traps with some of the eaten on chocolate and for 4 days in a row when she check the traps - the chocolate was gone and no mouse in the trap.
Ok this is war now - what a mess this little critter was leaving in her drawer - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
She decided to give this little critter a little smorgasbord for it's last meal - so she spread peanut butter on the trap, added the chocolate and sprinkled it with cheese lolololol. AND sure enough she was awaken the the next morning with a clanking in the drawer - now being the skimish granny that she if of mice just couldn't open the drawer right away. She thought we'll wait till all the noise is done and then it will be safe to open the door. While cooking supper that night, she thought about opening the drawer and taking a peek, but still didn't have enough nerve built up yet - oh it will wait till tomorrow.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL - The next morning, she bravely opens the door to find the little mouse sitting in the drawer staring at her - and still alive - she jumps back, screams and after getting her composure took the broom handle and closed the door. NOW WHAT IS SHE TO DO
After sitting for awhile to let her heart calm down, she thought about it and wonder why the mouse was still in the drawer, why was there so much noise in the drawer the morning before and the only conclusion that she could come to was...............................some part of the mouse must be caught in the trap and now can't get back out of the drawer. Nowwwwwwwwwwwww she started feeling bad - this little critter must be suffering instead of the quick death that she had hoped for - so now what is she going to do.
She made numerous phone calls to friends of hers for their suggestions or at least their husbands and all she got was reset the trap, take him outside and step on him, stab him with a fork - OMG al the horor thing sher heard. BUT the funny part NOT ONE of the brave husbands offered to come and get rid of it for me lololololol. Well, she peeked in the drawer off and on all day and sure enough there were those little eyes staring back at her - and sure it was waiting for the chance to jump out at her if she had opened the drawer wide enough. After much thought, she went down and picked up some d-con now the delima was how to get the d-con in the drawer and not let the mouse out - was she that brave????
LOLOLOLOL - You should have seen her getting up her courage - she opened the box and gave the mouse the ride of his life lolololol - She opened the drawer, threw the d-con and slammed the drawer.
The moral of the story - don't mess with a granny's little chocolate bars lololololololol
And for you animal lovers that thinks this was cruel - where were you when she needed you????? - Sorry, if this offends any of you - but .........................
Tags: chocolate, dcon, drawers, kitchen, mouse, nancy, traps, wisgrandma
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Comment by Kathi Harris on November 17, 2008 at 10:02am -
HEHEHE!
I think I told you the story on another site....
I was doing some things for my 98 y/o mother-in-law, and noticed a little baby mouse was trapped in her bathtub.
I got my 11 y/o niece to catch it in a jar, and made her turn it loose out in the woods. She was heartbroken, and really upset that we wouldn't let her keep it for a pet!!!! I have to admit, the little thing was kind of cute......LOL!!
BTW, I guess the D-Con finally killed the critter????
Kat
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